• Student: I sprained my finger and can't play gym.
  • Teacher: okay.
  • Student: I have an anxiety disorder and can't do my speech in front of the class.
  • Teacher: Everybody gets nervous. Get up there.

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takentoglasgow:

this film was a masterpiece

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Timestamp: 1394907202

takentoglasgow:

this film was a masterpiece

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lowse:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

image

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nintendo-64:

youfinallycamehometome:

d-diggity:

girl drop it to the floor

I have deep concerns for the human race

we are evolving

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Timestamp: 1394564915

nintendo-64:

youfinallycamehometome:

d-diggity:

girl drop it to the floor

I have deep concerns for the human race

we are evolving

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gayindustrialcomplex:

What is this and how can i never see it again

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gayindustrialcomplex:

What is this and how can i never see it again

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Leonardo DiCaprio after losing to Matthew McConaughey

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Timestamp: 1393980313

Leonardo DiCaprio after losing to Matthew McConaughey

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myfavoriteismike:

I want hair as black as my soul but I also want hair like Amy Pond’s hair but I also want hair the color of sunlight but I also want to be brunette but I also want streaks of blue through my normal shade of brown but I also want ringlets but I also want straight hair but I also want waves but I also want tightly coiled frizzy hair but I also want it down to my waist but I also want a pixie cut do you see my dilemma.

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